“Walk like a man, talk like a man…”

I am not petite.

I am not small.

I am not average. (I do not like green eggs and ham!)

I am a man-sized woman.

I have often been mistaken for a man…with my hair femininely done…in a skirt…and heels.

So, I guess it stands to reason that I also sweat like a man and, to add insult to injury, smell like one at times! No sweet-smelling glowing going on around here!!

I have a husband who is extremely secure in his manhood and has taken on a wife that is the polar opposite of cute-little-pocket-sized-curvy-girly-girl.

What he didn’t sign on for was Man-scented Wife.

But I have a Secret…or I did until I ran out of it about 6 months ago.

I have travelled the world and one thing has become clear. There is only one antiperspirant for me!!

After many months of my husband telling me I smell every time I exert myself in any small way, I am again stocked up on Secret deodorant. And it works like nothing else. Dayne can attest to this since I  have been shoving my armpits in his face and telling him to smell the last few days.

I can now play a full tennis game in the hot sun without having to stay at least a metre away from anyone immediately afterward for fear they may expire from the B.O.

Secret: “Strong enough for a man but made for a woman”

And over-sized She-Hulks!

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